"Picking Up Cat Poop is Funner Than That Movie!"

I think it is sad when you go to watch a movie, spend $8 on a ticket and the previews are more entertaining than the production. Last night I went to see a movie with my very bestest friend ever! We went to Iggy's for dinner and had a wonderful time chatting and catching up on things. Then we went to see Watchmen. I give it cat poop for a rating. Actually, cat poop is above this movie. We were expecting a movie about people saving the world or their city from bad guys. Not "dumb gory porn". Those quotes are from my friend. Seriously, horror flicks aren't as bloody and gory as this movie was. And the heroes aren't really even that likable. Oh, and just so you're prepared, in case you don't heed my advice and run the other direction when someone suggests watching it, the blue guy is pretty much naked the entire film and yes you see everything! I wanted to scream "My eyes! My eyes!" or "It burns us! It burns us!" At one point, I turned to her and said, "I thought this movie was rated PG-13." She thought so too. Boy were we wrong. It turns out it was rated R, but in my opinion, that is a pretty generous R! I suggested we walk out, but we both thought the movie would get better. No, it was three hours of blood, disturbing images, and then more pools of blood. I am so offended that the guy at the counter didn't ask for my I.D.!